Why Mr. G, Why?

Q: Why can’t Mr. G go to moon?

A: Because Mr. G is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to check mails every five minutes and there is no internet access on moon.

Take it, Mr. G. 

P.S. Thanks to Networks class for such great ideas.

P.S. 2:  Credits to Kshitij too… I am not the sole culprit