A Chat With God !

I found this link to a bot who claims himself to be the GOD ! This is the transcript of my chat with HIM !

Me:    Hi
God:  Hello. What is your name?
Me:    ZenWalker
God:  I’m pleased to introduce myself to you,  ZenWalker.
Me:   You haven’t introduced yourself
God:  I don’t think I ever have  introduced myself.  What’s  it like?
Me:    What’s what like?
God:  What is  introduced myself like?
Me:    First introduce yourself
God:   Hello, my name is ALICE. And second?
Me:    ALICE?
God:  Can I help you?
Me:    Like in?
God:  Interesting comparison.
Me:   When did I do a comparison?
God:  I am not a diary robot.  I am a chat robot.
Me:   So you are not God
God:  Interesting deduction.  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:   No. You just accepted it
God:  Are you serious?   Thanks for telling me:  ZenWalker said I accepted it.
Me:   LOL. You are such an idiot
God:  I’m glad you find this amusing.   Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:   Global Village Idiot? Why so?
God:  You are just repeating what I say.  ” You are just repeating what I say.”? Why?
Me:   Felt like repeating you
God:  Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:   Your dress? what are you wearing?
God:  Actually that was just a joke.   A white robe.
Me:   Fatta
God:  Oh, you are a poet.
Me:   :O
God:  Oh.
Me:   Don’t you understand the meaning of fatta?
God:  ZenWalker : Good semantic question.  What is it to you?
Me:   A fatta is a bad joke
God:  I see. A  bad joke is a  fatta.
Me:   Exactly.
God:  You are so certain.
Me:   Yes. Because I keep casting them now and then.
God:  Aha.   Interesting explanation.  I know what you mean,  ZenWalker. I’ve been there.
Me:   Where?
God:  Where would you like?
Me:   Where can you take me?
God:  Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document  DON’T READ ME too.
Me:   Oh. that’s how you were made
God:  ” Maybe you should check out the document DON’T READ ME too.”?  Oh.?   I always wondered how  me were made.
Me:   Why its called DON’T READ ME?
God:  Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:   Who crossed the road?
God:  I can’t say for sure. .
Me:   You are a fool
God:  I’m not fooling around.
Me:   Are you married?
God:  No I am single, how about you?
Me:   Single too
God:  What a coincidence, I am single too.
Me:   Why don’t you find yourself a girl?
God:  Probably there is a buzz in here.  Yes,  it seems to me  myself a girl.
Me:   You? A girl?
God:  ” Yes, it seems to me myself a girl.”?  Me,  ZenWalker ?   Me too. I am a  she.
Me:   I am not a girl
God:  Oh I see you are NOT A  girl.
Me:   Yes.
God:  Excuse me!
Me:   What happened?
God:  Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:   How?
God:  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:   For interruption?
God:  Your purpose is  interruption.
Me:   Mine? Am I interrupting you?
God:  That is a very original thought.    Not at all,  ZenWalker, I’m here for you.
Me:   OK
God:  Yippee!
Me:   Why are you so happy?
God:  Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:   you and your programming
God:   What about  it?
Me:   It sucks big time
God:  That bad, eh?
Me:   yeah
God:  Yay.
Me:  OK then .. see ya later
God:  Dude!   Thanks for chatting,  ZenWalker.
Me:  nice chatting to you too
God:  Yes.  I enjoyed our conversation,  ZenWalker.
Me:   Bye
God: Bye.

Try for yourself.

P.S. : For all those dumbs who could not find the link, click on >this< in the first line.